There are several Side Quests scattered across the world in South Park: The Fractured But Whole. However, some side quests are more important than others. Whether the reward is outstanding or the joke is too ridiculous to skip, here are the side quests you don’t want to miss.
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To start this mission, talk to Jimbo at Jimbo’s Gun Shop after completing The Bowels of the Beast.
Jimbo will tell you he lost his wallet. He needs your help finding it. Go to the Peppermint Hippo. The wallet is located on a table to the left of the stage.
Return the wallet to Jimbo to unlock the Ham Radio Summon. Use this to call in Ned and Jimbo to deal massive damage in battle.
After unlocking the Fartkour Buddy Power, go to SoDoSoPa. On top of the rundown building, you will see a pinwheel. Use inspection mode on this object in order to Fartkour to the top.
Here, you will find Gerald. In order to bring him back to reality, you will need to offer a Cheesing Vial. If you do not already have one, go to Kyle’s house and find one in the upstairs room.
Give him a Cheesing Vial to finish the quest and unlock the Cheese Gerald summon in battle.
After completing Ghost Reconciler, this mission will eventually become available.
To begin, meet up with Craig, Tweek, and the counselor in the gym. Here, Mr. Mackey decides Tweek and Craig should face their “Expectations”, along with many other relationship issues. You get the chance to join them.
The battle is not too hard. Eventually, it will appear that expectations will continue to overwhelm you. Only then will Tweek and Craig overcome their differences and unlock a new ultimate move.
Use this to knock out the remaining enemies. This ultimate does massive damage while confusing each target as well. You can now use this Ultimate Move when controlling Tweek or Craig in battle.
You also will receive the Triumph of the Heart artifact, and both the Super Craig Character Sheet and the Wonder Tweek Character Sheet.
After completing The Thin White Line, this mission will become available. Head over to Stark’s Pond South to begin.
Here, you will meet the infamous Seaman, who introduces you to Gay Fish. Soon, you are thrown into an incredible mashup of Robot Unicorn Attack, Flappy Bird, and Kanye’s announced video game project “Only One”.
Complete this section to reach Jesus who asks you to select your Religion and Alignment. Oh, and then you can take a selfie with Jesus.
Return to your toy box to find the Super Guppy Costume.
Once you acquire the Fartkour Buddy Power, go to Cartman’s house. Talk to his mom in the kitchen. She will ask you to spread her tutoring business cards around Skeeter’s wine bar. Give them to the three men here before returning to Ms. Cartman. She will reward your efforts with Ms. Cartman’s Double Stuffed Brownies. Although the side mission is over – don’t stop there!
Now, return to Skeeter’s Wine Bar. Use Fartkour to reach the rooftop. Push the fireworks to the left before using some Snappops to blow them up. Return to the ground to retrieve the Memberberry Farms Juicer Crank.
Next, go to Hillvale Farm northeast of town. Look to the left to find a slot to place the crank. Spin this to acquire the Bucket of Memberberry Juice.
Finally, go to Freeman’s Tacos and purchase the Chocolate Memberito Recipe. Craft this consumable to unlock the Timefart Summon.
This allows you to now summon a clone in combat when your Timefart meter is available. This tool will come in very useful in tough battles, including the one with Morgan Freeman himself!
Although not a full on side quest, this encounter should not be overlooked. After completing the main story and reaching a high might level (recommended over 800+), go to Freeman’s Tacos and hit Morgan Freeman with 3 Snappops to do battle with him.
The recommended characters in this battle may vary, but be sure to focus your efforts on keeping your team alive. Freeman does a lot of damage with AOE attacks. The Timefart Summon is almost essential for this fight. You won’t want to go in without it.
Morgan Freeman is the toughest enemy in the game. Don’t enter this fight without finishing the majority of the game. If you manage to obtain victory, you will receive the Golden Taco artifact.